We're at a Marriott in suburban Portland, with a king bed and kitchenette. Chris looks around and says, "We're camping!" and he's right, that's MY idea of camping. For this Seattle's Child story, I found like-minded people who prefer staying indoors. Because, bugs and dirt? No thanks. http://www.seattleschild.com/Not-everyone-in-the-Seattle-area-loves-the-outdoors-and-heres-why/